Rep. Eric Lucero stood up to speak on the floor of the Minnesota House this week, his words vying for attention with his sea-foam green suit. Talking in graphic detail about sex, he unleashed a colorful lament against a DFL proposal to require comprehensive sex education in schools.
The Dayton Republican nearly topped that performance the next day: "We don't want the world to come to an end, do we?" he intoned during a two-day debate on an expansive jobs and energy bill. "I don't want the world to come to an end. Well, actually I do, eventually, but not for these causes."
It's that time of year at the Legislature, where lawmakers engage in their springtime ritual of marathon debate to pass budget bills. The sessions can go on eight, 10 and 12 hours and require parsing through hundreds of proposed amendments — some germane, some not.
"Politicians love to hear themselves talk," said Rep. Pat Garofalo, R-Farmington. "If we shut off the cameras in the House chamber, my guess is the debates would go for about 10 minutes," he said, allowing that his colleagues are sincerely passionate about their ideas and want to show their constituents they are fighting for their interests.
Lawmakers' nerves get understandably ragged. Take long days and nights away from family and friends, inject a jittery caffeine buzz, and then top it off with the nation's polarized politics and the sheer exhaustion of being forced to listen to opposing politicians droning on about their contrary ideas. It tests lawmakers' emotional resolve.
"It can feel a little like the theater of the absurd at some times," admitted freshman DFL Rep. Michael Howard, who had been through the process before as a legislative staffer. "Going through a hundred amendments, being in the same place on the House floor, you can mentally prepare yourself for it, but it's another thing to be sitting there for a while."
Members passed some of those hours scrolling through iPhones, sewing needlepoint and taking turns holding one colleague's 5-month-old baby. Some stepped out to visit with various advocacy groups gathering to lobby captive lawmakers, including cattlemen grilling steak on a stick on the Capitol steps. But the long days and high tensions can further strain the rift between the two parties, which remain far apart on the state budget and a host of policy issues looming over the session.
On Wednesday, House Speaker Melissa Hortman, in her fourth month presiding over the chamber after the Democrats swept to the majority in the 2018 election, blamed the long debates for an unnamed member's health problem.