Add this to the list of things without which your day would be a hollow shell of unfufillment: more Battleship news.
This will help the film, since it brings together the audiences for 1960s board games and the audiences for pop singers who, while certainly attractive, can resemble Frankenstein's Monster in a fit of constipation.
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