There's every reason to believe Netflix's "Wednesday" will be a monster hit.
Its 1960s ancestor, "The Addams Family," only lasted two seasons, probably because of stiff competition from the goofier "The Munsters," which debuted around the same time. But both sitcoms became popular in syndication.
The two big-screen versions of the Addams adventures were box-office smashes, thanks largely to Christina Ricci's performance as goth daughter Wednesday. She delivered a master class in deadpan comedy.
Her replacement, Jenna Ortega, may be even better. In the opening scene, she gets revenge on bullies by dropping flesh-eating fish into their swimming pool. The act forces her parents (Catherine Zeta-Jones and Luis Guzmán) to send her to Nevermore Academy, a school for marginalized misfits that could bring Harry Potter to tears.
In some ways, the newcomer is the ideal student. She speaks Italian, plays brilliant cello and has actually cracked a hardcover book. Best of all, she despises cellphones, which means she hasn't been warped by TikTok videos.
But our hero is less than thrilled about boarding school. She'd rather be putting dolls' heads in a homemade guillotine.
"You're making me nauseous — and not in a good way," she says as her folks drop her off.
In the original TV series and single-panel cartoons, which started appearing in the New Yorker in 1938, the Addams family just wanted to fit in. Not this modern-day Wednesday. She craves solitude, so much so that she fantasizes about strangling her chipper roommate in her sleep.