John Mayer is one of the more polarizing figures in popular music.
Women dig him because he's tall, dark and poetic. But then he also comes across as a world-class jerk in interviews talking about his love of pornography and masturbation and comparing a famous ex-lover to crack cocaine.
Guys dig Mayer because he's a guitar monster. But then he also sings cheesy, sappy pop songs and, frankly, never plays enough guitar in concert.
So which John Mayer showed up at Target Center on Saturday?
Well, let's just say that it probably turned out to be a good date-night for the 7,300 people. Mayer offered diverse flavors of his guitar prowess and plenty of his sensitive side. But he didn't do some of his early sentimental favorites such as "Daughters" and "Your Body Is a Wonderland" (cue the guys clapping), and he didn't make any jerky statements between songs or perform "Paper Doll," his alleged slam against Taylor Swift for her "Dear John" tune (cue the women clapping). Heck, he hasn't done anything to embarrass himself in the past three years — and it wasn't just doctor-ordered silence because of the vocal cord issues.
At 36, Mayer seemed more humble, more polite and less funny at Target Center. He's known for his quick, ascerbic wit but he clearly has his filters turned up to 10. Only once on Saturday did his famous funnybone — and petulance — surface.
After some roadies wheeled out a baby grand piano, Mayer plunked a few notes and pronounced that the piano sounded like Doogie Howser. After a technician tried to fix it, the star dropped an F-bomb and ordered the piano removed.
"Oh my God, is that the saddest thing that ever happened?" he cynically quipped to the audibly disappointed fans. "There is something sad about watching a piano carried off unplayed. I would have been in hell. Oh, maybe you were wanting to hear that coked-out '70s electric piano sound!"