Cordarrelle Patterson returned the opening kickoff an NFL-record 109 yards for the Vikings against Green Bay on Oct. 27, 2013, in the Metrodome. That is no longer the perfect opening to a professional sporting event in Twin Cities history.
Patterson's record return was eclipsed on Wednesday night with the opening to an NBA game featuring the winless Philadelphia 76ers and the young, injured, undersized Timberwolves.
The arena was one-third full at best when the jump ball was tossed. The 76ers gained control, pushed the ball up court and center Henry Sims was fouled by Corey Brewer.
It was at this point, with 11:44 on the clock, that officials Zach Zarba, Karl Lane and Mark Lindsay discovered that the two teams had started the game headed in the wrong direction.
Brewer's foul was waved off, the clock was put back at 12:00 and the game was restarted. Brett Brown, the 76ers' coach, stood in front of his bench in a "you-gotta-be-kidding'' pose.
Slightly more than two hours later, the joke was on Flip Saunders, the opposing coach.
The Wolves shot feebly, threw the ball away indiscriminately, and faded away pathetically in the final two minutes. Those factors added up to an 85-77 loss, a result that could be seen coming from the team's five-basket, 13-point, eight-turnover first quarter that had started in the wrong direction.
The victory allowed the 76ers to avoid equaling the 2009-10 Nets' 0-18 start as the worst in NBA history.