There were six openings after the early hours of the NFL's annual bushwhacking of head coaches took place Monday morning. Only one job among those half-dozen could be rated as less attractive than becoming the Vikings' ninth head coach as they enter a 54th season.
Houston will have the first selection in the 2014 draft, and the new coach will have his choice among quarterbacks. Tampa Bay will pick seventh, one spot ahead of the Vikings, and in better position to draft either a quarterback or a tremendous defender.
Washington already has in place two much better options at quarterback, Robert Griffin III and Kirk Cousins, than anyone currently employed by the Vikings. Detroit needs only someone who can instill discipline to enter next season as Green Bay's only challenger in the NFC North.
Houston. Tampa Bay. Washington. Detroit.
If I was Bill O'Brien, currently the hot name in coaching searches, any of those jobs would be preferable to Minnesota. If I was Jon Gruden and wanted to get back into the serious part of football, I would take any of those jobs — even a reunion with the Glazers in Tampa — over the Vikings.
Cleveland? The Browns are picking fourth, allowing them to select the third quarterback in the draft. No matter. I wouldn't touch the Browns' opening with a big stick. They just fired a coach after one season.
OK, Zygi and Mark Wilf aren't a bargain, having fired their third coach in nine years, but I'd go to work for them over Jimmy Haslam, Cleveland's new nutcase of an owner.
The Wilfs' track record for impatience isn't even among the top few reasons for a coaching candidate with options to look beyond Minnesota. Consider: