The hike to Julian Bay, on the other side of Stockton Island, usually took about 15 minutes. Petunia, with her high-heels and constant complaining, made it seem like an hour. Kinney and the other crewmembers had tried to persuade — in Kinney's case, almost begged — her to relax on the boat instead. Leo, Hattie and Kinney all offered to stay with her.
But Pet would have none of it. As soon as she touched shore, her nausea had subsided. She now seemed determined to prove she could do anything anyone else could do. She limped along stoically until, of course, the halfway point, when turning back would have taken just as long as pressing forward.
And then the lamentations began. Ronnie's cheery observation of, "Look, a pile of bear scat," did not improve matters in the least.
Again and again, Kinney offered to accompany Pet back to the dock. Again and again, she loudly refused, marking her martyrdom with an exclamation point. He finally gave up. Most of Pet's relatives ignored her, but Kinney's nerves were unraveling.
He gave an immense sigh of relief when the path finally spilled out onto Julian Bay and Pet collapsed in the sand. The beach issued a slight "fweet," and she looked around, horrified.
Kinney tried not to laugh. "It's called 'singing sand'," he said. "You won't find many places in the world like Julian Bay."