Alleged White House gate-crashers and alleged star of the allegedly real "Housewives" is, allegedly, slightly delusional about her alleged status in life:

As you may recall, the gracious and charming Michaele threatened to sue people who called her a gate-crasher. Will we find out the real story on her "reality" show?

Crazy! There's a website for the sale, and it has a video of the photos actually being signed - perhaps to combat the rising tide of forged Michaele Salahi autographs. Interpol suspects a Bulgarian ring, which uses children who work 17 hours a day signing a variety of fake Salahi merchandise. Be vigilant!