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I watched border czar Tom Homan’s news conference with a mixture of disbelief and disgust. He claims Operation Metro Surge won’t end until Immigration and Customs Enforcement has arrested the undocumented criminals allegedly remaining here.
You claim 41 years of experience in immigration enforcement, Tom? I only worked at ICE for six years, but even I know you have no one to blame but yourself — and your boss — for the fact that these individuals remain at large.
Instead of focusing on those with criminal records from the start, your roaming band of thugs spent the surge rounding up legal immigrants, children, elderly U.S. citizens and refugees. Instead of a targeted operation focused on real threats, your agents paraded through our peaceful neighborhoods like stars of some depraved G.I. Joe reality show.
What do criminals do when they see law enforcement coming, Tom? They run. They hide. And in this case, they had ample warning from your brigade of goons. Even if some remain in Minneapolis, your untrained misfits couldn’t find them with a map and a compass.
By your own metrics, Operation Metro Surge will never end — but not because of the brave souls defending their neighbors. It is because you are too hapless to locate actual threats to public safety. You bungled this from the start, and you need to get out — now.
I haven’t seen my old colleagues in over 10 years. I’d pay them a visit, but you keep the Whipple Federal Building closed to the public. I guess you’ll just have to arrest me so I can look them in the eyes when I say this: Shame.