Former Gov. Jesse Ventura yearns to re-enter politics. But he should hire me to help him keep his facts straight.
Ventura's assertion that the first president, namely George Washington, was the last who wasn't a member of a political party shouldn't have gone unchallenged. What about Zachary Taylor, Ulysses Grant and Dwight Eisenhower? All were popular former military commanders, like Washington, and although elected on party tickets, none of them were party members or manifested any partisan identification before their elections. Taylor had never voted, and Eisenhower was courted by Democrats before he decided he'd be happier as the Republican candidate.
As for running on a ticket with Republican Donald Trump, doing so would utterly discredit our former governor. Trump's toxic blend of demagoguery, bigotry and colossal ignorance, fanned and fueled by his immense personal fortune, threatens the very foundations of our republic. Ventura may lust for the limelight, but buying into "The Donald's" political trumpery would slice and dice Jesse's integrity, to sustain which Jesse defied timid advice and bad publicity to bring his successful lawsuit against the Chris Kyle estate. If Ventura throws in with Trump, he'll have to sue himself.
Oliver Steinberg, St. Paul
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I bought me some new golf balls; they're Ventura brand, you know.
They never are predictable; you don't know where they'll go.
They slice off to the left, and then they slice off to the right;
and sometimes they bounce back at you, and give an awful fright.