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I read Laura Yuen's recent column on mustaches with great delight ("The unironic mustache and other trends I'm hoping will die in 2024," Jan. 11). In the great, immortal, paraphrased words of P.T. Barnum, all publicity is good publicity. As the self-appointed president of the Minnesotans 4 Mustaches club, I am one of the fortunate who can grow a full and robust lip broom. And as my grandmother used to say: A person without a mustache is like coffee without sugar — it'll do the job, but just won't be as sweet.
Give it a shot — I can assure you on a cold Minnesota day, you won't be disappointed.
Joe Campbell, Minneapolis
SKYWAYS
Speaking of cold days ...
Kudos to James Lileks for speaking out in support of Minneapolis's skyways ("Skyways deserve our civic support," Jan. 12).
In recent years, lambasting the skyways has become a preoccupation of the so-called "urbanists," like the authors of the Minneapolis Foundation's "Downtown Next" report. The foundation's report represents a misguided effort to revitalize the city's beleaguered central business district by relocating skyway-level businesses to street-level store fronts along the Nicollet Mall and other downtown streets.
As I write this letter, the winds are howling outside my apartment window and the temperatures are plunging below zero. On a day like this and many others like them during these chilly months, very few of us will be ready for a leisurely stroll down the mall. We need the skyways. They help make life in Minneapolis more tolerable during a winter season that seems to go on forever.