GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN
Thanks for nothing, Minnesota Legislature
Legislators, thank you for not bothering to settle the budget during your four months in session.
Why bother with a pesky budget when more important matters like gay marriage and Voter ID are on the table?
Thank you for not coming up with any kind of jobs plan for the thousands of Minnesotans still out of work.
Thank you for the publicity you're giving Minnesota. Nothing like a government shutdown to lure the tourists into our state. Our beautiful parks will all be open during a shutdown, right?
Thank you for holding fast and not raising taxes on the top 2 percent. Lord knows those rich folks need all the help they can get. It's hard work creating all those jobs in India and China.
And last but certainly not least, thank you for the added stress that my husband and the tens of thousands of other hardworking state employees are experiencing because you wouldn't do your jobs.
Nothing like a layoff to get the old heart pumping! I'm thanking all the legislators now because, I'm sorry to say, I won't be thanking them when they run for reelection.
DIANN BENSON, Maple Plain, Minn.