Few could miss last week's frenzied protest over the acquittal of Casey Anthony, whose 2-year-old daughter, Caylee, was found dead in 2008, five months after being reported missing by her grandmother. Then-22-year-old Anthony told family members that her daughter was with an imaginary nanny.
"It's very sad that we even need a law like this," said Florida State Rep. Scott Plakon, a co-sponsor of "Caylee's laws." The proposal would charge any parent with a felony for not promptly reporting a missing or dead child.
But we don't need a law like this, no more than we need to ban one of summer's great joys: reaching for a baseball in the stands.
That, too, was suggested last week after a 39-year-old man leaped to catch a ball for his 6-year-old son, lost his balance and fell 20 feet during a Texas Rangers game.
Two more different parents would be hard to find, particularly in the same week's news cycle. There was Anthony, safer in jail than she's likely to ever be outside it, an allegedly selfish, pathologically lying party girl who prosecutors contend killed her daughter to free herself from grown-up responsibilities.
On the opposite end of the planet was Shannon Stone, a veteran firefighter, whose last selfless act was an attempt to thrill his baseball-loving son. Before dying, he asked paramedics to please take care of his boy.
Then, swiftly, the predictable cry for legislation. Let's resist, for lots of reasons.
Legal scholars have a wise expression: "Hard cases make bad law." Its roots go back to 1842, when a judge had to rule on whether third parties could sue for injury. The judge empathized with the plaintiff but ultimately ruled that laws are "better drafted under the influence of the average case rather than the exceptional one."