It is official: the Randy Quaid story has crossed over from what-the-heck weirdness to full-blown mental illness.

Remember we told you about the folie aux deux, where two people share the same mental delusion? Here's the missus:

The Hollywood star whackers. Or, as Joni Mitch called it, the "star-whacking machinery behind the popular song." They are out there where the buses don't run.