Put a crown on it. Beyoncé became the queen of the Grammys on Sunday, setting a record for most trophies won by a woman in one night -- six. But the Cinderella moment belonged to 2009's bestseller, Taylor Swift, who captured the album-of-the-year trophy for "Fearless."
"My dad and my little brother are losing their minds in our living room right now," said Swift, 20, who won three other awards. She dedicated the win to her parents. "This is a story we'll be telling when we're 80 years old, and we're telling the same story to our grandkids, and they're so annoyed with us. "
Music's biggest night -- as the Grammys likes to call itself -- was ladies night. That was the message from the get-go. In the first hour, we saw striking performances by Lady Gaga (a double winner), Beyoncé and Pink, a giddy acceptance speech from Swift and a dark turn by Fergie with the Black Eyed Peas.
Beyoncé was honored for song of the year -- the empowering anthem "Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)" -- along with best female pop vocal performance ("Halo") plus four prizes in the R&B field.
"This has been such an amazing night," she said while accepting her final trophy. Before Sunday, Beyonce had captured seven Grammys in her solo career and three with her former group, Destiny's Child.
The year's only prominent lady of music missing Sunday was Susan Boyle, whose album came too late in 2009 to be eligible for the 52nd annual awards. She defied the Grammy youth movement, as TV comic Stephen Colbert commented near the start of the show: "Your industry was saved by a 48-year-old Scottish cat lady in sensible shoes."
Girls in the machine
There were no sensible shoes -- or performances -- by these young women. This wasn't about vocal talent. It was about who could out-spectacle whom.