We feel a bit like enablers with this item, but here goes:

The casting team of the ABC series "Supernanny" will be holding open-call auditions at the Mall of America on Saturday. If your kids are bratty enough, if you parents are wimpy enough and if your willingness to share your problems with viewers everywhere strikes you as a dream come true, then come on down.

Producers are seeking subjects with these attributes: "families with unique interests, parents who have ordinary and extraordinary circumstances, teen moms, parents with mean girls or bullying boys, culturally diverse parents and blended families where both sides are seeking help."

Nanny Jo Frost will attempt to help the chosen families become, if not quite Cleaveresque, then at least less obnoxious and pathetic.

The fun is from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. in the Nordstrom Court of MOA. Families also can apply by visiting www.supernanny.com and clicking on the "be on the show" tab.

Good luck with that.