It was happening: my Molly Ringwald moment. It was 1986, and the 17-year-old love of my life was going to ask me to prom.
Like any star of a John Hughes teen romance, I had endured my share of indignities. But soon it would all be worth it. Soon I would be slow-dancing to Spandau Ballet's "True" in a strapless black and white taffeta and tulle dress with the boy of my dreams, our asymmetrical hairdos in perfect alignment.
I had met Glen a year earlier while shopping at City Center in downtown Minneapolis. My pals the Fromme twins were looking for their junior prom dresses. Those petite, giggling girls had enjoyed more luck with the boys in our hometown of Prior Lake than I had. Even though I was the driver, I was just along for the ride, giving style advice as they tried on — and rejected — gown after gown.
Then, suddenly, as we circled the third floor of the downtown mall, the twins spotted some guys waving up at us. They knew them from working at Valleyfair the previous summer. We went down to meet them, an escalator ride to destiny.
Glen and I were instantly drawn to one another. Maybe it was our matching new wave haircuts. Maybe it was the mood lighting at Sbarro pizza, where we eventually found ourselves. Whatever it was, I was in love for the first time since my first-grade self made googly eyes across the lunchroom at Jared, an oblivious second-grader.
Only this time the feeling was mutual. Glen and I began the kind of intense high-school romance that had my mom in Prior Lake calling his mom in Mounds View to discuss curfews.
He made me a mix tape of songs by Ministry and New Order and the Cure. I drove across town to watch VHS tapes he made of MTV's alternative music video show "120 Minutes" in his basement. He drove across town to watch my VHS recordings of "Friday Night Videos" in our downstairs family room. We played mini-golf. His mom photographed me with a baby squirrel his family rescued. We were adorable.
And then, after nine months, it was over. A soccer player from Mounds View named Amy had stolen my spiky-haired man-child. It was Christmastime. My theme song was Wham's "Last Christmas." "Last Christmas I gave you my heart," I sang. "This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special." Only there wasn't anyone else.