Prince will tour, advises purchase of shoe deodorant

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October 15, 2010 at 2:01PM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)
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New Sponsor? (The Minnesota Star Tribune)

Everything Prince touches turns to weird, and that includes simple stories about his future plans. Behold:

Iconic singer? Sinatra was an iconic singer. Calling Prince an iconic singer is like calling Elvis a famous acoustical guitarist. Guitarist / composer, maybe, or just "musician."

But . . . we're already here. We've been here a long time.

Bring foot spray?It's going to be so funky you'll need anti-fungal aerosol agents, I guess. Here's a picture of iconic singer at the press conference.

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