The NFL left little mystery as to what it considers the ultimate in entertainment for the 2021 season when the referee was revealed for Thursday night's opener between Tampa Bay and Dallas.
You might have settled in for an evening of football with the anticipation that a quarterback, either Tampa's Tom Brady or Dallas' Dak Prescott, would be the most important person on the field.
I lost all hope of that at the coin toss, when the referee was revealed to be Shawn Hochuli. He became a referee in 2018, the season after his father, Ed, retired.
Apparently, the league office felt the NFL wouldn't have the same appeal without a Hochuli walking onto the field every week, surveying the stands and saying to himself: "Look at all the people who came to see me.''
Judd Zulgad, of radio, podcasts and sportswriting, said of the new Hochuli: "The equivalent of him would be Joe West having a kid that's a big-league umpire.''
There are two options for NFL officiating crews: A) When in doubt, don't throw a flag; or B) when in doubt, throw a flag.
When you get a referee from the B) side, as is Hochuli, you get a mess such as occurred on Thursday, with 24 penalties called and 19 assessed.
Hochuli basically apologized for not adding to the total when he announced during the second half that a timeout had occurred before a "fouling action" could take place.