Uh huh. Right. This is a legitimate offer, and has nothing to do with publicity. Okay, Steve, we'll play along. Hollywood Reporter says:
That's awfully sporting of him; usually people who get unsolicited appeals to engage in sexual congress on film wonder whether they'll get some hairy schlump or Brad Pitt on a unicorn. Vivid wants to take the anxiety out of the process, and that's sweet of them. All we can say is this: it's a good thing the SEALs shot bin Laden, or we'd be getting press releases about an offer for a certain someone to star in Osama Does Abbottabad. Did I say bad? Make that Abbottanasty.
