It was supposed to be the world's biggest pillow fort.
The record-breaking structure was to be built in the parking lot of the Lake Harriet United Methodist Church in Minneapolis on a Sunday morning in early May, using donations from members of roughly 700 pillows.
Someone drew up plans. Someone else contacted representatives of the Guinness World Records organization.
But when that Sunday turned out to be drizzly and chilly, the fort's construction was forced inside. Members still worked to build the structure in the fellowship hall in the church's lower level, with a considerably scaled-down design. Forget the planned 20-foot tower and flagpole. And the walls, made of plastic-encased pillows clipped onto wires strung between poles, were about 10 feet shorter on each side than the original specs.
Meanwhile, Guinness informed the church that the organization would charge $13,000 to come out and assess the project as a world's record.
"Never mind, thanks anyway," the church replied.
So whether the fort — possibly even the smaller version — might have broken a record will never be known. And yet, in almost every way, the event was a success.
While not quite as cheery as it would have been on a sunny spring day, the event still featured a food truck and activities including a pillow catapult and pillow-case design activity. People still had a chance to mingle and chat (through masks).