It sounds fancy and exclusive, like you'd have to meet some kind of qualifying standard, but the U.S. Pond Hockey Championships are quite the opposite.
Fresh off its 13th year on Lake Nokomis, the ever-expanding event in Minneapolis is about as populist as you can get. There is a Thursday night youth tournament. Then, on a Friday through Sunday, there are spots for 300 teams in six divisions: Open (the most-skilled), Cedar, Rinkrat, 40+, Women's, and Sled. If you can lace up skates and totter onto the ice, you can participate. If you have a team, that is.
Minnesota may be the ancestral home of pond hockey, but memories of sweaty-headed, passionately played, proudly DIY neighborhood free-for-alls draws players from every province of Canada, 48 states, and, last year, one die-hard from London.
Putting on the tournament is a year-round business: Registration for teams opens in mid-July. "The 88 Rink Rat spots sell out in 20 minutes," said spokesman Jim Dahline.
But a lot can happen between July and January. Jobs, hamstrings, children, the flu. Thus, there is the "Free Agent Board." The tournament website hosts a want-ad page for teams looking to fill holes on their eight-person rosters, and free agents looking for a team. Of course, advertising oneself attractively, but without deception, is an art.
Most go with a sort of lost-dog appeal: "Would like to join a 40+ or Rink Rat Division. If anyone has open slots on their team. I just wanna experience this at least once :-)"
One poster offered street as well as ice cred: "hailing from the mean streets of brooklyn, new york. plenty of ice hockey experience in my 36 years of life. looking to play in the cedar or rink rat division. i can play upfront or on the back end."
Here, honesty was tempered by qualifying remarks: "I play every week in a Hockey Finder 2-3 level league. I'm 54 going on 45."