The September day was nearly cool enough to contemplate a long-sleeved cycling jersey, though I opted for short sleeves.
Not long after my ride began, sheets of sweat cascaded down my forehead, fogging my glasses, and dripping off my mustache, rehydrating me.
That's how intense a workout this French mountain posed for a flatlander from the Midwest, cycling with my Oregon buddy Bob Turner.
The effort to climb Mont Ventoux — a peak nicknamed the Giant of Provence, one tough enough to appear periodically on the course of the Tour de France — was daunting. Really daunting.
That was despite intensive preparation. I led twice-weekly spinning workouts over lunch hours at work. I'd cycled 200 miles on a July day just two months earlier. Then there were the repeat climbs up Ramsey Hill in St. Paul, with its notorious 13 percent grade, and its twin, Ohio Street, on that city's West Side. Those were done without a granny gear, the equivalent of low gear in a car, to increase the training benefit.
Still nothing in this Midwestern metropolis prepared me for the straight-out relentlessness of my first attempt at riding up a French mountain.
The climb didn't seem that bad the year before, when I'd driven as far up on the auto road as the retreating snowpack would allow. That's where this dream of ascending on a bike took root, prompting me to float as a pretext the idea of a reunion with the European branch of our family at Vaison la Romaine, half an hour away.
But that view from behind the steering wheel was cruelly deceiving. There's no fooling gravity on a bike.