Patti Austin's love song, just not in her bedroom

March 17, 2011 at 10:10PM

Given the romantic mood created by Patti Austin's "Baby Come To Me," it's only natural to wonder if she's ever made love while her hit song was playing.

The Grammy winner was recently at the Dakota for four of "the best shows we've ever had there, on every level," said Dakota owner Lowell Pickett. "Patti Austin was as good as any singer who's ever been in that room, and she's incredibly funny."

Austin is an absolute card who joked about ditching music for a comedy stage. Why do that when she's having such great success keeping Ella Fitzgerald relevant with funny stories about the "First Lady of Song" sprinkled between Austin's own renditions of her music?

Austin sang from her "For Ella" album, to the consternation of some fans who wanted to hear R&B music such as her 1981 duet with James Ingram that became a No. 1 hit in 1983 after "General Hospital" characters Luke and Laura made love to the song written by Rod Temperton.

The tastefully seductive love song is one Austin never tires of singing, she told Minnesota Public Radio while here for the performances and a luncheon at the Dakota with locals interested in the singer's campaign against domestic violence.

As an exhausted Austin left the Dakota, it took her a few seconds to understand exactly what I was asking, as you can see at startribune.com/video.

When she realized I wanted to know if SHE had ever used her own background music for lovemaking, her revulsion was palpably hysterical.

"Oh, my, ooooh, that sounds horrible," said Austin, making a face. "That sounds like a horrible idea."

When reminded that many have made love to that song, Austin agreed: "I know, and unfortunately they all tell me about it, too."

Colorful Twin Cities vocalist Debbie Duncan, who cops to borrowing copiously from Austin's song arrangements, rolled her eyes while imagining her own music playing at such a time. "That would be distracting, because I'd start listening TO ME!" said Duncan, bursting out laughing, "versus doing what I was supposed to be doing, whatever that was."

Another singer, the mild-mannered Connie Evingson, said "No, no, no. Oh, terrible. I don't even like it when I'm in someone's house for dinner, or I'm a guest there, and they are playing my music. It's embarrassing. You feel self-conscious, but that's not the same as the bedroom. The bedroom would be even worse."

This must be a woman singer's perspective, because we all know that Kanye West is probably playing nobody's music but his own at a time like that.

Jennifer Hudson in town"Spotted: Jennifer Hudson in Chambers Rock Star Suite. Today's room service breakfast was an omelet, bacon, pancakes, coffee and fruit," read a Twitter post Wednesday from "DAmicoKitchen." Hudson and Ricky Martin were in town for a private performance for Target employees.

Have you seen the album cover for Hudson's "I Remember Me" album?

Hudson is wearing that Pocahontas hair! (Snap your fingers here.) Better than the album's title track is the Oscar winner's song "Where You At?" -- poor grammar notwithstanding.

Does David Otunga need to worry about the frenzy his fiancée, and mother of his son, whips herself into when she sings this song? They've been engaged since September 2008.

Who's the holdup?

Juicy story - just not trueThere's a juicy little story on MediaTakeOut.com about Brandi Garnett reportedly puffing up to put a whuppin' on a woman she suspected of having inappropriately associated with her husband, Kevin Garnett.

Problem is, everybody I know tells me it's NOT TRUE!

The website, enjoyable enough when accurate, reported that a "credible" eyewitness saw Brandi needing to be "restrained" when she saw the "jumpoff," described as a former Timberwolves cheerleader, come out of a Boston arena exit for players, their families and friends. There have been rumors about KG's alleged ties to this woman since before he left the Timberwolves for the Celtics. (Part of the gossip stems from a photo that surfaced a few years ago of KG and the woman looking too chummy. That photo did not appear doctored the way some do on the website.)

"It sounds very juicy, but it's fictitious, it never happened. Honestly, she [Brandi] left the arena as usual, nothing happened," said a source known to me regarding the MediaTakeOut item.

Laura Raposa of the Boston Herald's Inside Track column also told me she has THREE sources disputing MediaTakeOut's story.

But don't hold your breath waiting for MediaTakeOut to take down this gossip.

C.J. is at 612.332.TIPS or cj@startribune.com. E-mailers, please state a subject -- "Hello" doesn't count. Attachments are not opened, so don't even try. More of her attitude can be seen on Fox 9 Thursday mornings.

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