A brand-new bathroom inside a $1.1 billion stadium must be a wonderful place to be. Just don't risk visiting one of them Sunday night when Green Bay's Mason Crosby is kicking off to the Vikings' Cordarrelle Patterson.
Since the moment Patterson joined this NFC North rivalry seven games into his 2013 rookie season, kickoffs have been an adventure. Good, bad, ugly or historically great, it's been sort of like watching to see whether the snake charmer contains the cobra or needs his assistant to call 9-1-1.
"I think big players come out in big games," said Vikings receiver Adam Thielen, one of Patterson's blockers. "I think that's kind of how Cordarrelle is. If he gets juiced up before that kick is in the air, I think he can do some pretty amazing things."
Patterson has led the league in return average twice in three seasons. His career average is a franchise-best 30.4 yards after Sunday's 61-yarder marked the team-record 11th time he has gone 50 yards or better. He also has four career touchdowns, one shy of Percy Harvin's team record.
This past offseason, the NFL, for safety reasons, tried to reduce the number of kick returns by moving touchbacks to the 25-yard line. Obviously, the league underestimated how much coaches value those 5 extra yards and are willing to scheme and scrap for every last inch of them by kicking the ball higher and shorter in an effort to make the tackle inside the 25.
Vikings kicker Blair Walsh already has smashed the team record for touchbacks by a kicker. On Sunday, he floated the opening kickoff to the Tennessee 10-yard line. In seven kickoffs, Walsh kicked four of them short of the goal line.
Leaguewide, the percentage of returns was up in the preseason and in Week 1. According to ESPN, the touchback percentage through Sunday's games was .618, compared with .689 for Week 1 last season.
The percentage went up when the two Monday night games produced 14 touchbacks out of 18 kickoffs. But clearly the NFL's intent has produced the opposite reaction.
In Tennessee, the Titans kicked off three times. Two were touchbacks, while the other one landed in Patterson's hands at the 5. A combination of scheme, blocking and Patterson's 220 pounds of explosiveness moved the ball 61 yards to set up a field goal.