The Twins are putrid. The Vikings have a strong chance to be putrid again. The Timberwolves are more interesting than at any time since 2004, and yet they remain underdogs to reach the playoffs in the Western Conference.
The only true optimism with Minnesota's major pro teams exists with the Wild. This condition arrived on July 4, when owner Craig Leipold broke the tradition of what had been a mostly frugal organization and signed free agents Zach Parise and Ryan Suter to twin 13-year, $98 million contacts.
A season-ticket base that wilted through a series of boring, unsuccessful winters came roaring back to life. The Wild claims it regained over 4,000 season tickets in a few weeks after the signings.
For sure, this would be the most anticipated season since the Wild played its first in St. Paul in 2000-01. Full-throttle media coverage of the Parise-Suter Era could begin on Sept. 22, with the veterans scheduled to start training camp at Xcel Energy Center.
There's one obstacle to all this excitement:
The odds appear strong that the start of training camp could be closer to Dec. 22 than the tentative date in September.
NHL owners are rushing hell-bent toward a Sept. 15 lockout that would threaten the start (and perhaps the finish) of a season for the second time in eight years.
Commissioner Gary Bettman and his owners were willing to lose the entire 2004-05 season in order to impose a salary cap on the players that was going to fix the league's financial woes.