Joe Mauer disappeared from the Twins lineup on the afternoon of April 13 and missed 57 games because of the sorriest explanations of his injuries imaginable.
The Twins couldn't get him out of the Target Field rehab facilities and onto the grass for weeks. And when he did get sent out to try to play, it was to Fort Myers, from where he refused to budge -- not even joining his brother Jake's Miracle for the short ride to Bradenton.
The Twins would have liked Mauer to play a couple of games with Class AAA Rochester before returning to Minnesota. He declined, so the Twins signed on to the idea that Mauer could gain as much by taking glorified batting practice against rehabbing Joe Nathan on Wednesday in Fort Myers.
Many Twins followers gnashed teeth during Mauer's absence. They sent anti-Mauer e-mails and attached vicious comments to Mauer stories that appeared on startribune.com and other websites.
We had been tortured as Minnesota sports fans in 2010 and in the early months of 2011. We weren't going to take a $23 million ballplayer who seemed in no hurry to start earning some of that pay.
And then Mauer stepped back onto the most popular green space in downtown Minneapolis on Friday night, and the 39,000 witnesses could not have greeted him more warmly if he had been a member of the force that attacked Osama bin Laden's compound.
Which, by the way, occurred on the 19th day of Mauer's absence.
We learned early that the tough guys sending the electronic communiqués were not the type to actually shell out for a ticket to a ballgame. The lineups were announced a few minutes before the first pitch and, when P.A. announcer Adam Abrams said that No. 7 Joe Mauer was catching and batting third, the crowd erupted in cheers.