Let's begin by agreeing on one fundamental point: Pitching is the No. 1 priority. After three consecutive 90-loss seasons, the Twins clearly have weaknesses in several areas, but as manager Ron Gardenhire says, "It all starts with your pitching. If we can get pitchers to get us to the second half of the game, we can figure out a way to maybe score a run here and there. But you have to pitch."
OK, good. Now, consider a hypothetical: Say Twins General Manager Terry Ryan shares that concern, and makes it his guiding principal going into the offseason. Let's imagine he makes a half-dozen roster moves during the winter, some bold and some cautious, some popular and some disliked, some for immediate help and some for longterm improvement, but every one of them designed to strengthen Minnesota's pitching staff.
And let's picture every one of those moves working out reasonably well, albeit modestly, but within rough expectations. There are no lightning-strike breakthroughs such as Johan Santana, not even any acquisitions that get much widespread positive attention. But no move is an unqualified disaster, either.
A track record like that would have to lead to a notable improvement, wouldn't it? The Twins would undoubtedly be better, right?
See, this is why being a general manager is so difficult — because that "hypothetical" is exactly what Ryan accomplished last winter. The offseason's six major-league moves — two trades, two free-agent signings, a waiver claim and a Rule 5 selection — brought seven new arms to Minnesota (while subtracting two talented center fielders), and only one, Vance Worley, could be said to have drastically underachieved, based on the team's expectations. But Worley wasn't the Twins' main target of his transaction, either.
All that activity, and what did the Twins end up with? A decent, if overworked, bullpen — and the worst starting rotation in the game. At a time when strikeouts are exploding around the majors, Twins starters this year whiffed fewer batters than in any non-strike season in franchise history. (They struck out fewer than their bullpen, actually, in 300 more innings.) And all those extra balls in play are doing damage, because Twins starters allowed opposing hitters to bat a collective .305 this year — every hitter is Victor Martinez, basically — which is also the worst Minnesota has ever seen.
"We're no different than any organization: We need pitching help," Gardenhire said, as though making an SOS appeal. "To sit here and say, 'We're OK with what we have' … no. No, we're not. Because our pitching hasn't been very good, starting-wise."
Eleven different pitchers have started games for the Twins in 2013, and only Samuel Deduno (3.83 in 18 starts) and Andrew Albers (3.98 in nine starts) own ERAs below 4.00. Only Kevin Correia (4.29) joins them if the standard is below 5.00.