Joe Warren looms large in local professional soccer circles as a 6-4, 225-pound goalkeeper you can count on and a teammate you can have a little fun with.
Warren ended a two-year retirement and joined the upstart NSC Minnesota Stars this season. Known as "Papa Joe," the 35-year-old Warren got a good laugh watching a video of younger, smaller teammates dropping one-liners inspired by the cyber-tweaking of action movie star Chuck Norris.
"Superman wears Joe Warren underwear," Andres Arango said. "Joe Warren does his crossword puzzles in pen," Kyle Altman said.
And from South Africa native Two-Boys Gumede: "I am Two-Boys. Joe Warren is Two Men."
But seriously, folks, Warren's exploits this season are no joke. He became the team's starter when Louis Crayton suffered a season-ending injury in the first game. He stopped penalty kicks in three consecutive games. And he hopes to be in goal throughout the upcoming slate of four games in six days.
The grueling stretch starts at 7 p.m. Tuesday as the Kansas City Athletics come to the National Sports Center in Blaine for the first round of the U.S. Open Cup.
When Warren left the game in 2007, he did so as the longest tenured player in the history of the now-defunct Minnesota Thunder. Now, he is the oldest player on the NSC Stars (3-7-1) roster but determined not to show his age.
"I want to play every minute of every game, and I know I can," Warren said. "In my position it's a little bit different than the guys working their butts off running up and down the field. It's actually more mental fatigue than physical."