We interrupt your peaceful evening of tape-delay Olympics to bring you some potentially earth-shattering news: it looks as though Ozzie Guillen has just joined Twitter. Yes, you might think it's a ruse. But based on this account and the things that are coming from the Ozzie account, we have every reason to believe this is legit.

Please now go about your business. And await for hilarity and/or mayhem to ensue. An early taste:

going to eat in half hour why dye no have a job ? ...

AND

3 day of Spring Training and im already boreddddddd

Sounds like Ozzie, no?