Ouch. Stop.

That's a critical reaction, not a telegram.

May 18, 2010 at 5:28PM

Remember Chris Klein? He was in the lewd 'n' loopy "American Pie" movies, and apparently now spends his time working for the Shadowy Mustache Promotion League. He auditioned for the "Mamma Mia" film, and broke mirrors and made cats cry and may have brought down Oceanic 815. Paula Abdul called to say he was horrible. How do we know? Well, someone doesn't like him. Someone may have felt the moment was right to settle a score. Someone leaked his audition tape.

Or he leaked it. Embarrassing, sure, but we're talking about him again, aren't we?

As the video description notes: he did not get the part.

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