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He “could count by twos and tie his shoes.” That’s the opening line in episodes of Franklin, a children’s TV series about an eponymous turtle that goes on to do a lot of learning. The same thing, minus the learning, could be said about Pete Hegseth, who has now adopted Franklin as an improbably martial alter ego in his evolving fantasies about “lethality” — a mental trajectory that could end his career and even culminate in accusations, against him or other top brass, of war crimes.
Here’s a partial list of Hegseth’s accomplishments since being confirmed in January as U.S. Secretary of Defense (or, as he insists, of War) by one single vote — that of Vice President JD Vance: He has counted by twos and tied his shoes, done lots of pushups with the troops and shamed queer and “woke” folks in the military. He has purged the Pentagon press corps of established media brands in favor of activists and right-wing outlets friendly to him. He has leaked sensitive details about ongoing military strikes against the Houthis in Yemen on a Signal chat that also included a journalist. And he has given orders to bomb boats of suspected (but not proven) narco-traffickers in the Caribbean, killing the civilians on board.
That latter campaign may now tip the turtle on its back. Many military and civilian lawyers have argued since September, when the Caribbean operations began, that these strikes violate domestic and international laws of war. At least one strike may even amount to a war crime, if new allegations prove correct.
According to the Washington Post, Hegseth launched the first attack on Sep. 2 with a spoken order “to kill everybody.” When the video feed after the strike revealed two survivors in the water holding on to debris, the commander — Admiral Frank “Mitch” Bradley — ordered a second volley, allegedly to comply with Hegseth’s order.
Hegseth has responded twofold: He has denied being in the room when the second strike was ordered, while accusing the Washington Post and all media outlets reporting on the bombing of peddling fake news. Rather than retreating, he has also doubled down, with snark. “We have only just begun to kill narco-terrorists,” he posted. Two days later, he put up a cartoon of Franklin the turtle, now dressed as though starring in Apocalypse Now and blowing up boats in the tropics. All of this, you see, is fun.
But Hegseth misread his situation. Republicans in Congress never liked him (during his confirmation, three voted with Democrats against him), even if they have so far been subservient enough to President Donald Trump not to make a fuss. The strike reports have changed that.