One Direction's set list, and more than one observation

Did One Direction age five years in 15 months, or was it just me? The guys looked significantly older and less clean-cut than they do in most of their promo photos. It's as if their team has a stash of pictures on file from a couple years ago that they keep dusting off as "new." Part of the problem might have been their attire: tight T-shirts or muscle shirts and jeans instead of preppy wear, which allowed them to show off their tats and biceps.

Some other random, leftover observations from the show.

**The guys aren't very funny. Their Q&A via Twitter resulted in only a few minor chuckles, such as when one fan asked if they could speak a Minnesota accent (a woman coached them on long "oh's"). Least funny of all was the long bit at the end where they went into a long, dissertation like speech on which kinds of soup they like best. Holy boring!

**The guys need to work on their fan-riling stage banter. They seriously must've told the crowd that they were the loudest/craziest/rowdiest crowd on the tour 15 times in the show. Even the 15-year-olds in the crowd saw through the act.

**Opening boy-band 5 Seconds of Summer actually were a band. Like with guitars and drums and stuff. What a bunch of show-offs! The Australian quartet, which only formed a year ago, made a big impression on the young crowd with their punchy but still light-as-air pop-rock tunes. They're bound to be heard from again.

Click here for the full review of the long-awaited Target Center concert. Here's the set list: