NFL coaches love to open news conferences the way Mike Zimmer did the day after Sunday's 24-16 win over the 49ers.
"Overall, it's a good win," the Vikings coach said. "And a good learning experience."
In other words, Zimmer gets to be 1-0 and unsatisfied for legitimate reasons, not the kind coaches make up. He gets to pat a player on the back literally while kicking him in the butt figuratively. He gets the confidence-building victory and overconfidence-blocking ammunition in the form of blown coverages and a need to run the ball better to keep Hercules Rodgers seated this Sunday.
Overall, it was a good week for the Vikings. They were one of seven returning playoff teams to survive the annual uncertainty of Week 1 in a league that no longer uses the preseason to get the varsity squad ready for the regular season.
That means five of their peers weren't so fortunate. They were casualties of the Week 1 guessing game.
And, yes, that includes Pittsburgh, the Vikings' fellow returning 13-win No. 2 seed from the AFC. The Steelers tied the Browns, creating the best ESPN crawler zinger in memory: "Browns best start since 2004."
The four returning playoff teams that lost were Buffalo, New Orleans, Tennessee and Atlanta.
The Bills proved that Nathan Peterman and a poor defense will get you humiliated 47-3 in Baltimore. Young Nathan, who went 5-for-18 for 24 yards and two interceptions, was benched as the 29th quarterback in history to throw enough passes to qualify for an official 0.0 passer rating.