When he enrolled in the U.S. Navy at the height of World War II, George Patten knew he'd suffer his share of wisecracks. Wherever he went, every smart aleck within shouting distance had the same question: Are you related to the Gen. George Patton?
Although their names were spelled differently, Patten played along, time after time.
"Yep, Old Blood and Guts is my uncle," he'd tell them with a straight face, leaving soldiers and sailors whispering as he walked off.
"He liked to pull people's legs," said Patten's son, Dan Patten. "He was an instigator and motivator."
Patten, an All-America gymnast at the University of Minnesota and 30-year Minneapolis public schools math teacher, died Nov. 19 from mesothelioma. The Plymouth resident was 87.
As a student at North High in Minneapolis, where he was an all-city and all-state gymnast, Patten would pile his teammates into his father's car to get them to meets, said Stan Dotseth, a high school friend.
After graduating in 1942, Patten competed for one year at the U before leaving to serve his country. After a three-year tour of duty, he returned for his sophomore and junior seasons, placing second overall in the Big Ten both years and earning All-America status as a junior, excelling as a tumbler. Before returning for his senior season, Patten sold insurance for two years as he recovered from wrist and back ailments.
He often joked that he graduated from college and walked right across the street in Dinkytown to take a job at the former Marshall-University High School, where he taught his entire career and where his physical fitness and dedication was the stuff of legends.