When you gotta go, you gotta go.
But if you're in Minneapolis' popular Nicollet Island Park, you're out of luck.
The closest public flushable restrooms are about a half-mile away, so park visitors are left to sneak into the storied Nicollet Island Inn or cross a bridge and use a bathroom shared by several St. Anthony Main businesses.
"We are not a public restroom," said inn owner Larry Abdo. "If we got 30 people coming in and we have a full hotel and restaurant, yes, we turn them away."
Abdo said he asked the city two summers ago to install portable toilets to keep non-patrons out of his inn. Now there is a beige, dark and cold satellite toilet — in direct view of the people sitting at his bar.
He wants the Minneapolis Park and Recreation Board, which owns most of the island, to build an attractive and permanent restroom that is "architecturally correct" and in keeping with the historical value of the island and inn.
"There's a lot of people who visit the island, and we don't have enough facilities for them," he said.
The Park Board leases out parts of the island but runs the amphitheater, picnic area and trails near the inn, all of which are on the south end. A quiet residential area covers much of the north end, with DeLa Salle High School in the middle, just off Hennepin Avenue.