After last night's chest-pounding declaration of war, and a today's most recent tweet - ("Fastball; Thank you all for tuning in on an historic and victorious evening..! We did in fact, "Build the Perfect Torpedo.") - what to make of this?

Yikes. Keep in mind this is Life & Style magazine. Who knows if they're talking to some other guy named Charlie Sheen. No, for really hard Sheen speculation, you have to go to Piers Morgan . . . and Donald Rumsfeld.

For what it's worth, I prefer to work standing up, too. THERE'S NOTHING WEIRD ABOUT THAT.