Illegally prolonged dog noise is among the most infuriating aspects to life in a comfortably well off suburb, or at least in Arden Hills.
The city in its newsletter this month is letting folks in on just what violations of city code yield the greatest number of complaints.
Over the byline of City Council member Brenda Holden, officials report that the top sources of complaints from residents about the dude down the street include:
• Canine racket lasting well beyond the legally permitted occasional yelp. It turns out that "city ordinance 420.01, subdivision 4, states that owners shall prevent dogs from barking, crying, howling, or baying for more than five continuous minutes or intermittently for an unreasonable length of time." Adds Holden: "So please monitor your dog."
• Parked cars. In neighborhoods they have to be on driveways or parking lots and "no more than four vehicles can be parked on the driveway."
• Out of control yards. "Ordinance 602.02 subd. 6 limits height of weeds and grass" — a reply to visitors from other, less finicky states who've been known to ask, "Do you guys have laws on grass height or what?" Complaints also come in about (and rightly so, all of these are forbidden) "accumulation of tree branches, grass clippings, bottles, rubbish, trash, junk, and any abandoned materials." The last four may be redundant.
• Prominently situated garbage containers. They can't be in front of the house or "forward of the primary structure."
Holden asks residents, though, to try and work things out themselves before calling the city to intervene.