Guy Lapointe never dared do anything to Scotty Bowman.
Everybody else was fair game, but never Bowman, the Hall of Fame coach who guided the Montreal Canadiens to five Stanley Cups, including four in a row, and has coached his teams to more victories than anybody in NHL history.
Lapointe was — and still is — the ultimate prankster.
"Every day you had to check to make sure your laces weren't cut or he didn't put hot stuff in your jock strap," said Hall of Famer Larry Robinson, winner of nine Stanley Cups. "One time, I get in my car on a winter day, turn on the wipers and he smeared Vaseline on my windshield. It was frozen in a minute, I couldn't see out and had to drive to a gas station with my head out the window."
The stories are endless. Such as when Lapointe, now the Wild's chief amateur scout, puts Tabasco on the rim of your glass in meetings or fills your coat pickets with forks, knives or salt or smears ketchup on your shoe at dinners. As a player, Lapointe would move your car to make you think it was stolen or mail your teeth to a road city. His wife wonders if he'll ever grow up.
"He never stopped," said Bowman, winner of 13 Stanley Cups in his career. "If he wasn't on the ice for practice, oh my, the boys knew they would be in trouble because he was up to something no good in the dressing room."
The Canadiens were a dynasty, and Lapointe kept the "boys" laughing. He was also so, so good — underappreciated in his day and way ahead of his time. In a day and age when defensemen didn't often join the rush, Lapointe, an excellent skater, loved to and scored 171 goals and 622 points in 894 games, topping 20 three years in a row. His 28 goals in 1974-75 is still a Canadiens' record.
Lapointe, a winner of six Stanley Cups and inducted into the Hall of Fame in 1993, finally had his No. 5 retired during a beautiful ceremony Saturday night before the Canadiens' game against the Wild.