The NFL's top five quarterbacks are Peyton Manning, Tom Brady, Drew Brees, Aaron Rodgers and Andrew Luck.
Pick any four you want, give us the fifth and we won't be disappointed.
The next five are Ben Roethlisberger, Russell Wilson, Matt Ryan, Philip Rivers and Cam Newton.
The third tier includes 11 quarterbacks with very firm to relatively firm grasps on their starting positions. These guys should make it through this season without justified paranoia because, A, They're good; B, Their backups aren't pushing them; or C, They still deserve a long, respectful leash because they've won two Super Bowls, right Eli?
In this group are: Andy Dalton, Joe Flacco, Jay Cutler, Alex Smith, Nick Foles, Colin Kaepernick, Tony Romo, Matthew Stafford, Carson Palmer, Eli Manning and Ryan Tannehill.
The fourth group is a lonely one: Robert Griffin III. He's no less talented than our second and third groups. But he's ripe for a quarterback controversy because, A, He's still developing under the weight of tremendous expectations; B, His backup, Kirk Cousins, has intriguing possibilities; C, He had the misfortune of blowing out a knee so soon after Adrian Peterson did; and D, He has thin skin, which isn't good when you're a fixture on ESPN, and the barrage of pot shots range from Joe Theismann to the angry Twitter geek with one follower.
That's 22 quarterbacks who, barring injury, should be set. So that leaves 10 head coaches who tiptoe into the season prepared to face the possibility of having to bench a healthy quarterback.
Those 10 coaches work for the Bills, Texans, Titans, Raiders, Jets, Jaguars, Browns, Buccaneers, Vikings and Rams, where Jeff Fisher already is down to a backup (Shaun Hill) who has thrown only 16 passes since his last start in 2010.