Next from Bieber: Perfume

Smell like he'd want you to smell like

November 4, 2010 at 4:10PM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)
Musician Justin Bieber poses for a portrait while promoting his new book, "Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever", in Los Angeles, Sunday, Oct. 31, 2010. (AP Photo/Matt Sayles)
(AP/The Minnesota Star Tribune)

Does this mean it will contain his actual skin cells?

Yes, he's working on it. He's down in the lab every day with beakers and tubes, attempting to assemble something no one has ever put together before. Base notes of tears and candy, top notes of citrus and the smell of a My Little Pony fresh out of the plastic pack.

He is smart, though. Asked why he was doing a perfume, he noted that most maie celebs do colognes for other guys, but he's going to do something different. This is called "knowing your audience."

Movie, book, nail polish, perfume, Xmas album - anything he overlooked? Bieber-shaped soap-on-a-rope?

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