As this first-time buyer pulled his shiny new Crock-Pot out of the box and set it on the counter, I was momentarily overcome with a sense of dread.
Was I, in some culinary sense, giving up? Had I succumbed to the cooking equivalent of saying the heck with it and doing my grocery shopping while wearing a winter coat over my pajamas?
I turned to Facebook for reassurance. "Yours is the last household in America to own one," was the collective response. Then came their favorite recipes.
"It's the best way to cook a ham," said one (sprinkle with brown sugar and eight hours later, voilà).
"I have two words for you: overnight oatmeal," added another (set the timer, and it's ready when you wake up).
A third clued me in to über-chef Thomas Keller's recipe for slow-cooker cassoulet, which sounded brilliant but required — surprise, surprise — a $299 slow cooker, one with a stovetop-ready aluminum liner. My midmarket department store version, with its crock-like ceramic pot (not too far afield from the original 1971 model), came in about a fifth of that price.
For decades, what has kept me away from this wildly handy gizmo is the fear of re-creating the mushy, monochromatic stews that emerged from the Harvest Gold you-know-what in my parents' kitchen.
Which means I have been willfully ignoring decades of recipe development progress.