Six AR-15 semi-automatic rifles are loaded with paint bullets. The Kevlar vests are 25 pounds of light body armor. And the nondescript industrial park in New Hope sits 6,900 miles from Osama bin Laden's former compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan.
But the mixture of fear, adrenaline and smell of gunpowder was real enough to jump-start the heart rates of five mock Navy SEALs who cashed in Groupons for this simulated adventure that has transformed a firearms studio north of Minneapolis into a gung-ho war-game night out.
Eighteen months after a team of SEALs killed the world's most-wanted terrorist, everyday folks like these guys can plunk down $150 for their own vicarious shot at Operation Geronimo.
One by one, they lose their way in a dark hallway before blasting a cardboard cutout of one of Bin Laden's unarmed wives on their way through a pretend bedroom door.
That's where retired Minneapolis police sniper-turned-instructor Craig Nordby, disguised behind a phony beard and Middle East garb, falls in a flurry of fake fire.
"That was surprisingly intense," said Ryan Marvin, 29, who came with three co-workers at a rental agency.
Retired Vikings linebacker Ben Leber, there on a Father's Day gift certificate from his wife, sprawled down on the floor next to the paint-splattered Bin Laden look-a-like for a photo so the CIA folks back in Langley, Va., could get an approximation of his target's height.
"I thought the wife's water bottle might be filled with kerosene," Leber said. "But, hell yes, I shot her."