Steve From Old Bridge wants to be a sportswriter. He has already produced his first man-bites-dog story.
"I used to read your columns to help my anxiety," he said.
Reading me to ease anxiety is like taking meth as a sleep aid, but Steve From Old Bridge — Stephen Strom's handle back when the switchboard at WFAN would let him talk to Mike Francesa — has obsessed about Minnesota sports since he was old enough to wear No. 10 to youth hockey practice in New Jersey.
"Guys would ask me, why No. 10?" Strom said. "I'd tell them, it's Marian Gaborik! They'd say, 'Who?' "
Now a sophomore basketball player at Kean University in Jersey, Strom is not your average Minnesota sports fan. He may be tortured, but at least watching the games is inconvenient.
"At some point, as a kid, I realized, 'This is not normal,' " he said.
His father, also Steve, was born and met his wife, Lynn, in Minnesota. Steve Sr. played hockey at Wisconsin before an ACL tear ended his career. The couple moved to be near Lynn's family in Jersey.
Father and son would watch every Vikings game alone in their living room. His father once sprained his knee executing a chest bump. His father also has broken his phone, probably after Blair Walsh's playoff miss.