I carefully stepped across the thick, wooden blocks and in seconds I reached the platform. One "challenge" down, 41 to go. "You are so going to rock this," I told myself encouragingly as I got started on Wilderness Resort's new Northern Lights Sky Ropes Course. But a few easy challenges later, I came to a standstill.
From my perch 30 feet above the Wilderness' bustling arcade, I could advance onto one of three new challenges. But they all looked awful. No broad blocks to step along here. Instead, each route was a variation on a tightrope -- a tightrope! Two had looping ropes on either side for balance, but the loops weren't taut enough to be of much help. The third tightrope was dotted with little balls of wood, so you didn't have to step on the actual rope, but they were smooth, small and they looked slippery.
"Aunt Melanie!" I turned and saw my 10-year-old niece, Bridget, yelling at me from the balcony, where she was watching my snail-like progress. "Why do you keep wiping your hands?"
"Because they're sweating like crazy," I said -- but only to myself. I was hoping to impress Bridget with a dazzling ropes course performance. So I ignored her question, gave a cheery wave and gingerly stepped onto one tightrope.
Welcome to Wisconsin Dells, version 2012. A number of attractions and lodging options have opened since last winter, just in time for the summertime crush of thrill-seekers.
In addition to the challenging ropes, Wilderness Resort recently debuted two outdoor waterslides, the Lunar Loop and the Cosmic Drop. Those who dare to enter the Lunar Loop will swoosh up to 40 miles per hour through a nearly vertical spiral, while the Cosmic Drop releases guests five stories -- straight down.
The Kalahari also unveiled a trio of great waterslides this past winter in its indoor water park. The slides are similarly heart-stopping (and wedgie-inducing), as they drop riders nearly 60 feet. People fly by so quickly, in fact, that you can't snap a picture of them. But you'll catch their screams.
At Noah's Ark, the new sensation for 2012 is Quadzilla, a four-lane mat racer. That may sound a bit tame, but you race head-first, and the lanes don't resemble large slides, like most mat-racing rides. Instead, they're braided, twisting tunnels so you don't know who's ahead until you emerge and shoot to the finish.