Enjoy your spot of a tea this weekend with the British acquisition of "The Real Housewives of Cheshire," a 10-episode series that sits with the belles of northwest England, who make sure their social calendars have room for a proper amount of gossip and backbiting. 11 a.m. Saturday, Bravo
Even better than the real thing
"U2: Innocence + Experience Live in Paris" captures the renowned band in action, leading a sellout crowd through new material and enduring classics. Expect the camera work to be as dazzling as the Edge's guitar work with veteran Super Bowl halftime director Hamish Hamilton at the helm. 8 p.m. Saturday, HBO
All in the family
We interrupt ongoing coverage of the latest Kardashian crisis to bring you news on the Season 11 premiere of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians," in which a pregnant Kim hands over the reins of "sexy sister" to Khloe, an honor that always gets overshadowed by those stuffy Nobel Prizes. 8 p.m. Sunday, E!