Here's the new "Twilight" trailer trotted out at the MTV awards. In related news: there are still MTV awards, and they're as edgy as ever:
Oooh, someone said the F-word once on TV? There will be heads rolling at corporate today. Once? Only once? You idiot, I told you to permit three F-words! How else is this misbegotten mess of corporate marketing going to look relevant?"
About the trailer, EW.com says:
You'd think a vampire fetus wouldn't want to be born. It's like waking up at Old Country Buffet.
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