The Star, one of those tabloids you look at in line at Target but don't pick up but wish was in the front rack so you could see all the headlines, reported that Ashton Kuchner was cheating on his wife, Demi Moore. And then:

I'm not a lawyer, but I am married to one, and I'm pretty sure posting a tweet does not constitute taking aim with a legal team. But there's this:

How scared was the Star? This scared. Click if you like. It's not like picking it up at Target and paging through it, you know.