You know what? It's true. They never do tell you about the placenta.
Let us explain. But first, let's also point out that if you're already queasy at the mention of ''placenta,'' well, ''Babes'' — director Pamela Adlon's brash, chaotic, hilarious and occasionally overly gooey (in so many ways) childbirth comedy — may not be your thing. Just saying.
Anyway! Somewhere late into ''Babes, '' Eden (Ilana Glazer) is giving birth. We've seen most of this before in countless comedies: the outlandish obstacles, the tense trip to the hospital, the traffic — oh, the traffic — all melting away in that glorious moment when baby arrives and everyone starts happy-crying.
We get all that in ''Babes,'' too, but then the doctor says ''Start pushing'' — again — and Eden asks, ''What, is there another baby?'' And she's told no, it's the placenta, aka the afterbirth. Ugh! ''They don't tell you about this part,'' notes her friend, Dawn.
Which is funny, but also basically true. And there are lots of other pregnancy-related things people don't mention, let alone depict in movies. Like: secretions. ''Babes,'' written by Glazer with Josh Rabinowitz, loves bodily secretions of any kind. Not showing them, thank heavens, but talking about them. No wonder some are calling ''Babes'' the ''Bridesmaids'' of childbearing. Or ''Knocked Up'' without the Seth Rogen part.
Speaking of the men in ''Babes,'' well, the title should give you a sense of how important they are to the narrative. This is a film about two women, Eden and Dawn, lifelong buddies, and how pregnancy and childbirth change them. Side note: When we speak of goo, we're referring both to actual goo – as referenced earlier – but also narrative goo. As in, schmaltz. No obstacle ever arises for long. Everybody basically hugs and cries it out whenever things get complicated.
But hey, most of this can be forgiven when a film is this well acted — especially by Glazer, a gifted comedian. Both she and Michelle Buteau, as Dawn, are nothing but authentic and moving, but Glazer in particular will have you howling one minute and wiping those misty eyes the next.
We begin early on Thanksgiving morning, at the multiplex, because Thanksgiving morning movies are a tradition for Eden and Dawn. The wrinkle here is that Dawn is pregnant with her second kid. Very pregnant. Very, very pregnant.