Fauci is under my desk. He isn't wearing a mask; he never does. He doesn't social distance or wash his hands frequently - because he doesn't have any.
Fauci is my dog.
I'm not the only one who thought it would be funny, inspiring and memorable to name my pandemic pet after the most prominent science guy since, perhaps, Einstein (the name, by the way of George Clooney's late cocker spaniel). Fauci is gaining popularity as a name for pets, according to Rover.com, achieving "honorable mention" on its most popular list of 2020. Also on the rise, dogs named after Fauci's foe: Covi, Rona and Corona. Alas, Rand and Trump did not make the cut.
Is Fauci threatening to steal the top spot from Max, Charlie or Cooper - or follow the meteoric rise of Lizzo (up 458 percent in 2020)? Probably not.
Still, Fauci is in many ways a perfect dog name. Two syllables that end on a happy "e!" sound make it an ideal moniker for beckoning, cuddling and, yes, reprimanding. The name means "jaws" in Italian, a fitting homage to the chewing and eating that take up so much of a dog's life. Also, of course, there's the personality of Fauci the man: tenacious. And, depending on your politics: intelligent, empathetic and loyal.
"He's resilient with a happy face," Donna Shalala, a former Health and Human Services secretary, said of her Fauci dog, a rescue she got in July 2020. Shalala, who has known Anthony S. Fauci the human since the 1980s, said her nine-pound mixed breed "has Tony's personality completely. He only barks at huge dogs" (wink-wink).
Although some might say using the name Fauci for a pet is disrespectful - to the dog or the man (depending on your politics), many owners say they chose the moniker to honor the head of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases as well as their furry friends.
During the coronavirus pandemic, "Dr. Fauci was a source of hope and comfort for us, providing straight talk and helping people manage expectations," said Amy Goldrich, a lawyer in New York who owns a 11-month-old Boston terrier she and her husband call Maximo Fauci. "The breeder had named him Max, so we wanted to stay close to that and found 'Maximo.' Then 'Fauci' just seemed to flow. Dr. Fauci himself is feisty and probably the smartest one in the room most of the time. That's Maximo Fauci in a nutshell."